Saturday, March 26, 2005

Joke du jour

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while
he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry
about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just Let it go".
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering.... ...




... ... "Dave, you're a vet"



( "cheers hippo, keep `em coming" tfa )