The Truth About Lions and Midgets

Oh yet another internet hoax , and i`ll be damned if it wasn`t a good one too.

Now where can i get some of those BBC web templates from ?

hmmm Linkage

The Euphemism Generator

Ever needed to find phrases like
"I feel like tainting the wee rubber ferret."
or
" They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,burning the object."
or
" Instead, she spent the night alone, filing the stainless steel slug".

Even if you don`t its hours of fun on The Euphemism Generator

Now thats art

Three abstract paintings by a chimpanzee named Congo have been sold for £12,000

read on

Do you know what time it is ?

Well do you ?

when a man loves a JCB

This Happens

The Real Deal

Now i`m sure y`all seen Kitten War, if not scroll down you`ll find it, hey i don`t do links for cats anymore ok !.

But This one , this one is the real deal, ladies and gentleman i give you the fabulous , the awesome Puppy War

now don`t forget to vote !


* howls at the moon *

Chocolate Elton

A Madam Tussauds lifesize Reginald 'Elton John' Dwight sculpted entirely out of milk chocolate.

With a grinning David Furnish sliding up beside it, eager to nosh the lot.

Chocolate Elton

sorry i aint been posting for a bit

i`ve just had a big week.
more details about that soon.

any way

A restaurant has been forced to remove a dish containing squirrel meat from its menu after bomb threats, says the Telegraph. The Hadley Bowling Green Inn , which started offering the squirrel terrine four months ago, has received malicious phone calls and threats against staff from animal rights activist, as well as emails from disgusted customers.


that`ll learn `em .

Virtual Drum Kit

oh my !






Hours of fun for all the family

finally a cook book worth reading

You know what ?

I get so bored of all these " cook books " that are all about the photos of some egomaniacs food porn.
Put them on your coffee table when your freaky mates come round so you can appear to be almost cultured in the ways of the culinary arts .


Bollocks to the lot of you !

Do your selves a favour


Read this instead

that `ll sort you out .


hmmmm

Way hay

Just got one of ...


these bad boys

* sings * ♪♪ " i can see clearly now the old monitors gone . i can see all the emails in my path" ♪♪

Amazing Audio Tools

For all of you who dabble in sound engineering and home audio production.

These new plug-ins are not to be missed.



* cough *

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Bad Joke Du Jour

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?"

The other lions say, "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."

Public Enemy

Arn`t Public Enemy wonderful.
(oh yes they are ),

Well i`m a big fan anyway
I remember first hearing PE in a record shop circa 1987 , the delightfully entitled " my uzi weights a ton ".
and my very first gig that i went to was one of their`s a year later.

These days i would like to do a tribute act in the style of a Las Vagas lounge crooner , singing some of Chuck D`s more famous works like :- anti nigger machine , burn holywood burn , and night of the living bassheads.
i would be available for christnings and bar mitzvahs .

Or maybe i should open a bakery, i would call it " welcome to the terra dome "

Any way

Some guy has done a tribute website the some rare / live mp3`s for your downloading pleasure




Have a look here